The Principality of Zeonz is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Gihren Zabi with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 7.713 billion Zeonzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chadria. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The Zeonzian economy, worth 973 trillion Zabis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,217 Zabis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, and the default state for Zeonz is default. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeonz's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zeonasim.

Zeonz is ranked 16,613^th in the world and 692^nd in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 99,704.18 Standard Monetary Units.