The Republic of Rattanathailand is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 336 million Culers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rattanathailandian economy, worth 36.6 trillion Culé Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,781 Culé Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rattanathailand's national animal is the Blaugrana Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rattanathailand is ranked 107,461^st in the world and 217^th in Carcassonne for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,846.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.