The Republic of Gepamo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Consul Simba and Consul George with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.189 billion Gepamons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moralesia. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The thriving Gepamoan economy, worth 97.5 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,035 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, auditors are gutting every governmental department, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gepamo's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Gepamo is ranked 94,265^th in the world and 187^th in Carcassonne for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,162.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.