The Jingoistic states of Jonairadsylva is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.234 billion Jonairadsylvans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jonairadsylvan economy, worth a remarkable 2,301 trillion Jonairas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,763 Jonairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, and the government is proudly free of crabs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonairadsylva's national animal is the Cockatoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonairadsylva is ranked 2,789^th in the world and 132^nd in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,712.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.