The Republic of Vitya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Schwarzenegger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 35.857 billion Vityans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makarov. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vityan economy, worth an astonishing 11,896 trillion rivs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 331,762 rivs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Down payment blues in foreign nations are a thing of the past, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Schwarzenegger often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and acknowledgement of minority groups is usually a Trojan horse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vitya's national animal is the dhole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Vitya is ranked 212,028^th in the world and 6,927^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 9.04 Obesity Rate.