The Republic of Vitya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Schwarzenegger with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.758 billion Vityans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makarov. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vityan economy, worth an astonishing 10,026 trillion rivs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 325,981 rivs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Families burn Schwarzenegger's latest official photograph to keep warm, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, Schwarzenegger is quite hard to get a hold of, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vitya's national animal is the dhole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Vitya is ranked 572^nd in the world and 28^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 321,418.22 Standard Monetary Units.