by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 13,714th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of Brenner IslandiaCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Have You Met Tom”
2.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Strength through Unity”
3.The Corporate Divisions of Obvious Extra VoteCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Mmm, yummy..”
4.The Republic of ChavanteAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.”
5.The Nuked landmass of Old WastelandsCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“War... War never changes.”
6.The Free Islands of The Coarsal PiratesAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Give me freedom or I'll give you death”
7.The Holy Flemingovian Empire of Virginian InquisitorsCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Hail Flemingovia and his benevolent loins”
8.The Supreme new age nation of Prolonged SufferingFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“One step from total annihilation at all given times”
9.The Multiversal Empire of PetzConfederationCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Loyalty leads to Glory !”
10.The Yuletide Zealots of The Dunwich DominionLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“Síoraí Sruthán ! ! !”
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