The Federated Communities of Bonaria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Bonar with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.456 billion Bonarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonar Bridge. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonarian economy, worth 516 trillion Bonarian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,923 Bonarian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Bonaria they're lyin', clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and blocks empty out when a Bigtopian family moves in down the road. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonaria's national animal is the Golden Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bonaria is ranked 9,246^th in the world and 492^nd in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 32.92 average smiles per day.