The Utopia of Calope is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Roberon with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 16.387 billion Calopeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melarom. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Calopean economy, worth a remarkable 3,285 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,507 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Roberon's political rallies, rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, and graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading. Crime is totally unknown. Calope's national animal is the Honeybadger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Calope is ranked 1,263^rd in the world and 48^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,508.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.