The United States of Adepts is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marshal Ken the great with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.693 billion Adeptsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Adepts. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Adeptsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,666 trillion Adeptsian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 210,056 Adeptsian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them, leisure is a crime in ski towns, nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Adeptsian surveillance, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adepts's national animal is the Red Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Constitution Preservation Union.

Adepts is ranked 287,684^th in the world and 15,479^th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.