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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 911thMost Secular: 1,008th
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Big Boyz

Population8.255 billion

CapitalSad Boi
LeaderThiq Boi


The Sultanate of Big Boyz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thiq Boi with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, lack of airports, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.255 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Boi. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,815 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 219,946 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the might of the entire Big Boyzian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the chigger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Big Boyz is ranked 16,590th in the world and 856th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 85.83 on the Human Development Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 911thMost Secular: 1,008thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,027thLowest Crime Rates: 1,154thBest Weather: 1,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,481stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,544thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,877thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,940thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,030thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,097thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,559thLargest Black Market: 2,622ndLargest Governments: 2,714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,885thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,862ndMost Authoritarian: 4,405thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,450thMost Influential: 4,457thHighest Average Incomes: 5,081stHealthiest Citizens: 5,352ndMost Conservative: 6,025thNudest: 7,384thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,016thSmartest Citizens: 9,205thHighest Economic Output: 9,417thMost Income Equality: 11,191stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,416thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,498thMost Developed: 16,590thMost Efficient Economies: 17,491stMost Extreme: 18,895th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 68th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 76th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 109th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionLargest Black Market: 116th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 120th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166th in the regionMost Extreme: 171st in the regionMost Conservative: 182nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Income Equality: 248th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 304th in the regionNudest: 325th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 370th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 418th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 440th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 690th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 743rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 778th in the region

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