The Exalted Gazebo of Gerbils on crack is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rax Remington with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.691 billion Gerbil McCrackalackers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crackopolis. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gerbils on crackian economy, worth a remarkable 3,077 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 354,075 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, Rax Remington can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gerbils on crack's national animal is the capybara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is crack.

Gerbils on crack is ranked 1,679^th in the world and 74^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 229,200.06 Standard Monetary Units.