The Unified Surveilled States of The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The revolving door that is this position with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working population of 22.33 billion Grand Lockland Democratic Authoritarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Geofront. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Lockland Democratic Authorityian economy, worth a remarkable 4,728 trillion Florida Oranges a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,738 Florida Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, produce markets have tanked in pursuit of the perfect potato, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, and the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels. Crime is totally unknown. The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority's national animal is the Dinoflagellate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternal Oblivion.

The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority is ranked 304,931^st in the world and 11,538^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 3.29 Obesity Rate.