The Greater Republic of Tenelia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Parrish with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 14.416 billion Tenelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tenelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,096 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,441 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first, and immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tenelia's national animal is the Camden Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Tenelia is ranked 28,309^th in the world and 1,488^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,749.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.