The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Hazel-Malphe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.403 billion Malphaes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Malphaen economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion Nondescript Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 71,782 Nondescript Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, nude art is becoming wildly popular, Desert Woodrat is one of the most popular forenames in Malphe II, and NationStates staff are easily recognizable by their gold-plated mansions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 219,381^st in the world and 12,102^nd in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.