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Malphe II

Population7.589 billion

CapitalSecond Horsonopile
LeaderSecond Horsell
FaithCult of the Horned Rat

AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Avid Rodent of Malphe II is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Second Horsell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.589 billion Second Malphaes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Second Malphaen economy, worth 402 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,054 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 48,712th in the world and 2,546th in Osiris for Highest Economic Output, with 402 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,813thMost Influential: 2,285thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,390thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,689thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,354thBest Weather: 21,507thMost Stationary: 21,870th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 272nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 293rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 579th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 721st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 755th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 813th in the region

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