The Allied Separatists of Separatist Allies is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Ally Separatist with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 23.658 billion Separatists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alliance. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Separatist economy, worth a remarkable 3,150 trillion Separatist Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,168 Separatist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, they say that Separatists made a dessert and called it peace, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Separatist Allies's national animal is the Ally Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Separatist Allies is ranked 15,496^th in the world and 631^st in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,348.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.