The Most Serene Republic of Toli is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.543 billion Tolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tolian economy, worth 639 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,799 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Toli as a reminder of their "special relationship", badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toli's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toli is ranked 60,679^th in the world and 1,444^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 97,799.11 Standard Monetary Units.