The FPCM of Northern German Federation is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Satoshi Nakamoto with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 26.739 billion Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 6,888 trillion Satoshis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,609 Satoshis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, military spending is on the increase, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime is totally unknown. Northern German Federation's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Northern German Federation is ranked 753^rd in the world and 15^th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 418 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.