The Confederacy of Jaxonedia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Christopher Cunningham with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.073 billion Jaxonedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Turanhold. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jaxonedian economy, worth 761 trillion Nixels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,947 Nixels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Doomscrolling is all the rage amongst the nation's teenagers, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and billions of Nixels are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime is totally unknown. Jaxonedia's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Jaxonedia is ranked 19,948^th in the world and 85^th in Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 32,803.02 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.