The Constitutional Monarchy of XJeff is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.346 billion XJeffians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of X. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient XJeffian economy, worth 142 trillion xxxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,001 xxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-xxx mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XJeff's national animal is the zeroness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XJeff is ranked 5,366^th in the world and 143^rd in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 44.58 average smiles per day.