The Awesome States of Weltbeherrschung is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leider Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.824 billion Weltbeherrschungians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zentrum der Macht. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Weltbeherrschungian economy, worth a remarkable 8,842 trillion Reichspfennigs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 306,767 Reichspfennigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Great Tit Dung" has been declared a national treasure, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime is totally unknown. Weltbeherrschung's national animal is the Great Tit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weltbeherrschung is ranked 3,818^th in the world and 61^st in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.45 law-abiding acts per hour.