The Social Democracy of Kebabian States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sebastian of Kebabia with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.967 billion Kebabis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kebabic economy, worth 704 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 118,149 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kebabian States's national animal is the grey wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kebabian States is ranked 6,340^th in the world and 97^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.82 law-abiding acts per hour.