| Population | 4.945 billion |
| Capital | Alexandria |
| Leader | Zeno of Citium |
| Faith | Stoicism |
| Currency | Pizn |
| Animal | Great Blue Heron |
The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zeno of Citium with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.945 billion freethinkers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Piznoopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Pizns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,791 Pizns, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, AI citizens think only in binary, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mally Piznoopia's national animal is the Great Blue Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stoicism.
Mally Piznoopia is ranked 12,838th in the world and 180th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.75 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by 
The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by
The Beautiful Twisted Fantasy of Germannyyy.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by
The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by
The Kingdom of Calicov.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by
The Imperial Empire of Nikolenya.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by
The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by
The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces.
- : Mally Piznoopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Cagadia.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by
The Constitutional Monarchy of Al-Habash Islamiyah.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 298 » 
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