The Sovereign Republic of Aritzoska is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by David Plattix with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.655 billion Zanosi enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lonolia. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zanos economy, worth a remarkable 1,699 trillion Ætherons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,528 Ætherons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aritzoska's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Aritzoska is ranked 310,104^th in the world and 881^st in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.