The Federation of Pacifian is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Hart with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.356 billion Pacifians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Cascadia. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pacifian economy, worth 834 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,525 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, many in Pacifian are born in the purple, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around District of Cascadia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pacifian's national animal is the Pacifian grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Pacifian is ranked 3,460^th in the world and 86^th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 196 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.