The Constitutional God-Empire of Ufafe is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Nobaa Crawfal with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.96 billion Ufafs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kayvab. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ufafean economy, worth 719 trillion dong a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,701 dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, nothing in life is promised except death and government support, bars are packed at all hours, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ufafe's national animal is the Ufaf Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leginism.

Ufafe is ranked 8,223^rd in the world and 170^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,302.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.