The Holy Lucky Pink Christmas of Woodlands is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 616 million Cyrinics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murky Camp Harbour. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cyrinic economy, worth 81.7 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 132,676 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, Woodlands has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Woodlands has found 3 easter eggs), and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woodlands's national animal is the Rudolph bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Woodlands is ranked 32,454th in the world and 384th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.44 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Woodlands, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Woodlands has found 3 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, Woodlands has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, replacement organs are grown in vats.
- : Woodlands was endorsed by
The Community of Smultronstalle.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in Woodlands, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Woodlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Woodlands was endorsed by
The Republic of Durlia.
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