The Republic of Dagoniyuh is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Banh Mi with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 1.09 billion Dagoniyuhians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandwich City. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dagoniyuhian economy, worth 54.1 trillion Dagoniyuhian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,634 Dagoniyuhian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Dagoniyuhian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, and citizens must pay to enjoy Dagoniyuh's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagoniyuh's national animal is the Hot Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Dagoniyuh is ranked 208,591^st in the world and 726^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -87.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.