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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 283rdMost Influential: 301stBest Weather: 936th
The Autocratic Empire of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
United We Stand, Together We Shall Defend- Neil I
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Population4.764 billion

LeaderEmperor Neil the II

AnimalWhite Eagle

The Autocratic Empire of Walfo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Neil the II with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.764 billion Walfonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth 774 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,536 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Walfo is ranked 6,021st in the world and 121st in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 93.08 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 283rdMost Influential: 301stBest Weather: 936thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,082ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,286thNicest Citizens: 1,341stHealthiest Citizens: 1,387thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,449thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,619thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,248thMost Efficient Economies: 2,373rdTop
Most Pacifist: 2,738thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,745thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,979thSafest: 3,032ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,072ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,128thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,199thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,301stLowest Crime Rates: 3,670thMost Inclusive: 3,716thLargest Governments: 4,312thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,893rdMost Developed: 6,021stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,696thSmartest Citizens: 7,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,121stMost Cultured: 8,775thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,161stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,284thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,806thHighest Average Incomes: 11,707thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,886thTop
Most Secular: 12,308thMost Politically Free: 17,664thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,680th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Politically Free: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionMost Pacifist: 51st in the regionSafest: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 69th in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Developed: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 128th in the region

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