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The Champions League

Population4.74 billion

LeaderEl conserje


The Final of The Champions League is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.74 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,434 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fattest folk in The Champions League look to be the happiest ones, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 2,312th in the world and 33rd in Europe for Rudest Citizens, with 207.69 Insults Per Minute.

Most Influential: 125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 816thMost Efficient Economies: 934thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,156thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,619thMost Developed: 1,675thMost Inclusive: 1,786thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,049thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,230thRudest Citizens: 2,312thSafest: 2,398thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,422ndSmartest Citizens: 2,786thHealthiest Citizens: 2,823rdNicest Citizens: 3,035thLargest Governments: 3,069thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,507thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,717thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,928thMost Secular: 4,285thLargest Retail Industry: 4,839thHighest Average Incomes: 4,896thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,284thLowest Crime Rates: 5,779thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,075thBest Weather: 8,939thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,082ndMost Cultured: 10,106thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,303rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,814thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,077thHighest Economic Output: 16,347thMost Pacifist: 17,164thHighest Drug Use: 18,676th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionNicest Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionMost Secular: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 95th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 210 » Outer Sparta, St Scarlett, Saint Domingo, Reignment, Beauprix, Galway-Dublin, Einswenn, Republic of Satherland, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Maritzal, Baycanistan, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia and Crimea, Chronus, GanymedEuropa, Nardin, Regnum Italiae, Poland-Kaliningrad, Eritei, Imperium Anglorum, Super Happy Land, South St Maarten, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Nea Europa, Eurasies, Pazano, Anskerdank, Walfo, The Mongol Plain, Slavonia and Srijem, Kanokla, Lovisa, Trixeland, Dark Matter, Yahlia, Brakanistan, Kurman, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, North of Americas, Prussian-Union, Wessex and Cornwall, Death Bat, Novo Portugal, Elisabethshagen, Northern German Federation, Weltbeherrschung, Northwest Isles, Ostermarch, Montevino, Pontus and Trebizond, and 160 others.Enway, Neuchateau, Liberal Federal Republic Germany, Jarmia, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Drew Durrnil, Alba-Nord, Destyntine, Thracia Republic, Umeria, ENOTRIA, The Fair Republic, Blechingia, Candavia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Maanenland, Kronelande, Cydfuddiannaeth, The New Nordic Union, Ansington, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Escavilla, The Scandinavian Realm, Shagolaa, Nuweland, Kalifer and Baska, IllyrianAlbania, Leranditale, Novabritannia, Legique, Burgene, British Alban, Falvaard, British Norklon, Bialopolska, Wombelland, Lyallpur, Bareu, Botizia, Puerto Thelosia, Kardjali, Miharr, Germany Third Reich, Lieges, Purgatio, Chioganah, Soviet Taoistan, Pontus Euxinus, Nation of Warfare, Puhja, Rijland, New Rickiland, Soviet Krussia, Cytadela, Invernessia, Yoannes, Dauershire, Saiwania, Irminsulia, Durlia, Quentenia, Baldrum, The Great Owen, Rotenstein, Evergreen Keys, Rhinowolf, Iggly Iggle, An Clar, The-British-Isles, Carphelia, Bounapartia, New Touraine, Jim the Baptist, Bohomo, Valskraa, The New Dawn Imperium, The Peoples Republic of Suffolk, Oswesch, Aslicuria, Ausvelt, Domton, Farrensk, Swillinia, Toposi, Monte Naranja, Kelkn, Leymen, Aragonja, Shaor, Godefargen, Capitun, Leszno, Treehound, Continental Social Democrats, Scravovia, Jordariki, Someseni, Appathian, Pollica, Eesenland, Sloburg, Cadersy, Socialist Balkans, Monkistan, Feria-Alkaline, Elitestland, Trenaka, Milfgaerd, State Of Kian, Riverpost, Boldia, Velosia, Carignanum, Navence, Stukilo, Linkisheer, The Kingdom of Denmark, Weeddialvon, Transmontagne, Norbarch, Nevelja, Stromia, Toaddia, Thils, Pamia, Migurson, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Frialla, Gultravia, Dogemark, Miechow 2, Savinecross, Liberny, Greater Tomland, Amicities, The New Greater Swissland, Volara, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Greater Dragunovia, Rivierenland, Deltia-, Nookville, Desibia, Kingdom of Ben at The Norrisland, Canovium, Romana Imperium de Italia, Bombastion, Castelblancia, Eastern Greenlands, Greater Albaina, Grodisze, Slunsko, Dannach, Viciebskaja, Kashtyria, British Cantha, Lundelbell, The Seven Provinces, Apabeossie, and Mende.

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