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The Champions League

Population6.117 billion

LeaderEl conserje


The Final of The Champions League is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.117 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,332 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 172,726th in the world and 930th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Influential: 69thMost Valuable International Artwork: 242ndMost Efficient Economies: 448thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 471stMost Subsidized Industry: 590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 915thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,018thMost Inclusive: 1,192ndMost Developed: 1,204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,362ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,455thMost Secular: 1,619thRudest Citizens: 1,620thSmartest Citizens: 1,647thNicest Citizens: 1,660thHealthiest Citizens: 1,731stLargest Governments: 1,814thSafest: 1,969thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,108thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,299thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,903rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,174thHighest Average Incomes: 3,619thMost Pacifist: 3,778thLargest Retail Industry: 3,901stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,986thBest Weather: 4,214thLowest Crime Rates: 4,941stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,974thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,757thMost Cultured: 7,730thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,216thHighest Economic Output: 11,747thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,015thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,340thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,927thHighest Drug Use: 21,372nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 75th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 82nd in the regionBest Weather: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 280 » Outer Sparta, St Scarlett, Saint Domingo, Galway-Dublin, Republic of Satherland, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Maritzal, Baycanistan, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia and Crimea, Chronus, GanymedEuropa, Nardin, Regnum Italiae, Eritei, Imperium Anglorum, Super Happy Land, South St Maarten, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Nea Europa, Walfo, The Mongol Plain, Slavonia and Srijem, Lovisa, Trixeland, Dark Matter, Yahlia, Brakanistan, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, North of Americas, Prussian-Union, Wessex and Cornwall, Elisabethshagen, Northern German Federation, Weltbeherrschung, Northwest Isles, Ostermarch, Neuchateau, Destyntine, Thracia Republic, Umeria, ENOTRIA, The Fair Republic, Parliamentary Laramidia, Maanenland, The New Nordic Union, Ansington, Cherised Lands of Galicia, The Scandinavian Realm, Nuweland, and 230 others.Kalifer and Baska, IllyrianAlbania, Leranditale, Novabritannia, Falvaard, British Norklon, Wombelland, Lyallpur, Bareu, Puerto Thelosia, Kardjali, Germany Third Reich, Lieges, Purgatio, Chioganah, Soviet Taoistan, Soviet Krussia, Cytadela, Invernessia, Yoannes, Dauershire, Saiwania, Irminsulia, Durlia, Quentenia, Rotenstein, Evergreen Keys, An Clar, The-British-Isles, New Touraine, Jim the Baptist, Bohomo, Ausvelt, Domton, Monte Naranja, Aragonja, Shaor, Godefargen, Leszno, Someseni, Sloburg, Monkistan, Feria-Alkaline, Boldia, Velosia, Carignanum, Stukilo, The Kingdom of Denmark, Weeddialvon, Norbarch, Nevelja, Toaddia, Thils, Migurson, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Savinecross, Greater Tomland, Rivierenland, Desibia, Canovium, Romana Imperium de Italia, Bombastion, Eastern Greenlands, Greater Albaina, Grodisze, Dannach, The Seven Provinces, Uldar Union, North Batica, Abject Ludicrosity, Martelon, Serbia-Macebonia, Lohika, Viktorias, Kamovia, Leiningerland, Demon666, Jahass, Mons Graupius, Maraleeri, Ventelia, Caoripp, East Carmania, The Templar Papal New State, Ivernia, Hunas, Rogueda, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Escalver, South Douninitia, The Haven of Corporations, Antwerpen Apart, Jamesreich, The Oriental Empire, Sienkahn, Adamites, Bavira, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Villaing, Athens But Better, Gerarvania, Stumphosse Res, Enway, The Great New Swiss, NorthPortugal, Apabeossie, Seims, Saint Pallas, Azitupia, Acaduil, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Armbruster, Meropis, Gor Kebab, Crestphalia, The New Mexican Confederation, Owlograd, Exori Vis, Ostreia, The Young Ur, Socialist Benelux, Vostokian Union, Greater Icelandia, Cath Slar, Kadict, Mallesia, Dorenstad, Great Hanover, Hylandian Republic, New Eestiball, Estellan, Heermiinaa, Epistimi Evimeria, Skorvalia, The Union of Eurasian Federal Republics, Ashckar, Pinenses, Hverland, New Hevania, Anskerdank, Turkenia, Corsovica, Libertandonien, Kanokla, The Great Owen, Titoist Yugoslavia, Wollaberg, San Guglielmo, Rhinowolf, Amicities, Zarulia, United Communes of Chile, Bluemerica, Tristinity, Heinsbergen, Anglo-Francios, The United England, South Whitica, Great New Sealand, The New Dawn Imperium, Corosky, Christian Terra, Kyrica, Mathuvan Union, Uzbek Khan, Deftern, Vachia, Catlania, Valtrona, Eski, Elania Kingdom, New Lorlshinialand, Kasmirna, Anglo-Bergany, Imperial Kaiserreich Germany, Asparagusia, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Gluria, Othenhiem, Elskeda, Versylle, Linsenmitspaetzlistan, Greater Dragunovia, Nova Babilonia, Continental Social Democrats, A Thousand Mosquitoes, Woschia, Yazakhastan, Mariannie, South Villotla, New Malita, Cannystan, Sebygang, Northwest North Dakota, Gelais, Gliesetonia, Kapka, Mega City 9, Jebatga, Slanautandervia, Poland Dominium, Nuevo Europa, Kase, Lizberzand, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Brodeus, United Kingdoms of Scandinavia, The Albanian Provinces, Neurks Boodal, Sonnenstadt, European Narrra, Zulrich, USAOA, Danubenia, Stromia, Usengecler, The Brabants, Renway, Lillistroniralocksne, Vograden, Azerbimenia, En Hassik, Maalat, Emynia, Haprus Nanari, Nvmantia, The Anarchist Masses, Anmola, and CrYpToNuS.

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