The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Corporatocratic State Affairs Board with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.086 billion Irminsulians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 4,631 trillion Irmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 242,657 Irmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, Irminsulian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 76,434^th in the world and 496^th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 68.59 on the Human Development Index.