The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Corporatocratic State Affairs Board with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.927 billion Irminsulians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 4,582 trillion Irmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 242,102 Irmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, the fate of the world literally rests on Corporatocratic State Affairs Board's fingers, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 20,902^nd in the world and 93^rd in Europe for Largest Populations, with 18.9 billion capita.