The Poblacht Cheilteach of Ierna is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Uachtarán Ó Canannáin with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.768 billion Iernans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Átha Cliath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Iernan economy, worth a remarkable 3,995 trillion Valeras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,393 Valeras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ierna's national animal is the Great Irish Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Ierna is ranked 332,507^th in the world and 920^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.