The Enlisted Nation-States of Baldorium is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sablabarra Anubis with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.899 billion Baldoriumions hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roninsburg. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baldoriumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion ca$hcalhoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,745 ca$hcalhoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts. Crime is totally unknown. Baldorium's national animal is the dolphinsaurus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnos.

Baldorium is ranked 18,611^th in the world and 272^nd in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,346.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.