The Republic of Outer Sparta is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alexi Palas with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.678 billion Spartans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartan economy, worth an astonishing 13,133 trillion Sparts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 511,474 Sparts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Alexi Palas has been nicknamed 'Robomop', election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Sparta's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Outer Sparta is ranked 328,399^th in the world and 907^th in Europe for Rudest Citizens, with 3.08 insults per minute.