The Union of National Federation is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.927 billion National Federationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandar Seri Anggerik. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient National Federationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,892 trillion TRENS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,815 TRENS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, soporific speeches from Leader have left the opposition utterly knocked out, and those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. National Federation's national animal is the White-rumped shama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

National Federation is ranked 7,395^th in the world and 160^th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 130 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.