The Republic of Etnon is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Peigi Åland with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.894 billion Etnonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santana. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Etnonian economy, worth 794 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 100,702 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etnon's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Etnon is ranked 308,986^th in the world and 889^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -27.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.