The Vinlandic Republic of Falvaard is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sloppi Jó with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.571 billion Falves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krestarent Fals. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Falvic economy, worth a remarkable 8,230 trillion Falvic Emblems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 309,751 Falvic Emblems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falvaard's national animal is the Pine marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falvaard is ranked 214^th in the world and 3^rd in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 99.89 on the Human Development Index.