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The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth

Population10.841 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Ela Jasińska

AnimalWhite Stork

The Imperial Union of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.841 billion Polish-Lithuanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,155 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,868 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Prime Minister Ela Jasińska has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 167,809th in the world and 904th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Influential: 13thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 282ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,237thNicest Citizens: 1,410thMost Inclusive: 1,507thMost Pacifist: 1,510thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,518thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,544thBest Weather: 2,379thMost Efficient Economies: 2,407thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,468thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,495thMost Developed: 2,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,583rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,855thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,907thSmartest Citizens: 2,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,062ndMost Cultured: 3,174thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,203rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,429thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,589thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,706thLargest Governments: 4,962ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,091stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,727thHighest Average Incomes: 6,849thLowest Crime Rates: 6,945thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,230thHighest Economic Output: 7,594thMost Stationary: 9,084thNudest: 11,622ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,651stTop
Most Secular: 13,077thMost Politically Free: 18,436th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionMost Politically Free: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionNudest: 57th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 74th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionLargest Populations: 90th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 95th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 103rd in the region

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