The Empire of The Augustans is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Fritz with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.621 billion Augustans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustus. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Augustan economy, worth 665 trillion Augustan dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,754 Augustan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Emperor Fritz's wardrobe, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, the children of The Augustans are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and when their backs are against the walls Augustans look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Augustans's national animal is the Augustan Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Augustus.

The Augustans is ranked 158,622^nd in the world and 630^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 812.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.