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Most Influential: 243rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 362ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,654th
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Dizgovzy

Population10.795 billion

CapitalHlazbaśrg
LeaderAlex Tashenov
FaithOrthodox Christianity

Currencyeuro
Animallynx

The Oriental Republic of Dizgovzy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Tashenov with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.795 billion Dizgovzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hlazbaśrg. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dizgovzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,410 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Dizgovzians like vultures, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, and concussed lynxball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dizgovzy's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Dizgovzy is ranked 85,971st in the world and 192nd in Europe for Most Stationary, with 540.93827879928 days.

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Safest: 3,197thMost Pacifist: 3,751stBest Weather: 4,113thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,302ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,452ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,783rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,911thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,033rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,170thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,335thNicest Citizens: 5,670thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,705thHighest Food Quality: 7,375thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,552ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,676thMost Developed: 7,862ndMost Inclusive: 7,881stHealthiest Citizens: 8,721stMost Cultured: 8,782ndSmartest Citizens: 9,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,952ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,988thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,653rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,139thLargest Governments: 14,333rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,673rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,135thHighest Economic Output: 22,351stMost Income Equality: 23,261st
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Least Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionSafest: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 81st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionBest Weather: 87th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 106th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionNicest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Income Equality: 136th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 139th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 149th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 278 » The Oriental Empire, Invernessia, Yahlia, Elisabethshagen, Thracia Republic, Jim the Baptist, Ausvelt, Burvenchkaht, Irminsulia, Rary, The Champions League, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Imperium Anglorum, Northern German Federation, Walfo, Agausia, Gliesetonia, Ottterland, St Scarlett, Nardin, New Eestiball, The New Nordic Union, Aroale, Girvage, An Clar, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Karnea, Jahass, Dark Matter, Coque Borie Lethawik, Pilipinas and Malaya, Mombourg, Armbruster, Meropis, Trixeland, UGBK, Zulrich, North of Americas, Slavatania, Chronus, Someseni, Ikarus, Scutarie, Southern Whateverlandia, The Scandinavian Realm, Askira, Scytharum, Roscrea, Kkorea, Bathera, and 228 others.Europe a Nation, Toinetopia, Fenian Provinces, Salarnsia, Dipretorian, Malchalar, Northern Socialist States, Dunsteen, Wombelland, Weltbeherrschung, Gorzi, Maritzal, Wiener-Neustadt, Botizia, Umeria, Western Kriat, Younizia, Revienessia, Regnum Italiae, Ostroban, Konewa, Thracia and Crimea, Nea Europa, Quentenia, Leranditale, Bareu, Bechgyn Benywaidd, Ivernia, Newex Nov Can, Puerto Thelosia, Balcem, Mynox, Slavonia and Srijem, Slovanov, Kardjali, Super Happy Land, The Templar Papal New State, Brakanistan, Ventelia, Avalisk, Kebabian States, Falvaard, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Ostermarch, Nigeriao Kingdom, South St Maarten, Alpine Lands, Dauershire, Nuweland, Nova Prussia, Zaznia, Rome Ruzalls, Arsenial, Leiningerland, New Vorarlberg, Sicheslav, Lieges, Warzakie, Ost-Scandinavia, Chioganah, Liberalialand, Ferranghia, Leszno, The-British-Isles, United Communes of Chile, Superior Saxonia, Athens But Better, Great Hanover, HELLLLL, Ollenda, Durlia, Amicities, Carignanum, Belmoren, Leistrona, Etnon, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Alsted, Larefo, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Yourope, Orsik, Beriwen, Unidoria, NPO2, MagyaRomania, Great Clucky, Guahih, Gaiurb, Kazdestan, Iceagea, Stumphosse Res, Seristria, Ardentiana, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Castlenburg, Orctavia, Agatep, Neurks Boodal, Mojo republic, Galychia, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Mally Piznoopia, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, The Asten Islands, The Iron Khagnate, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Ostveg, Ithertia, Katuris, Antrantica, Leblancroux, Kazachman, Iaepatius, Sow Bug, Foudina, Kallvetzia, Wyndland, Peoplestasine, Troyes islands, Spruce, Franchya, Wealthland, Sax, Delphia, Wamia, Argenmenia, Belgium Corporation, Compedlandia, The OG Your Moms Mom, Icoland, Socialist Swanage, Danthia, Hapsteld, Quaxoglia, Franco-Germanic Realm, The Eternal Ascendancy, Flaminia, The New Dawn Imperium, Red Bull Ring, Lumermeyr, Outer Sparta, Amstein, Roblox is Epic V2, Holy Pandonia, Cavonia, Niemence, Novaspesia, Entians, Xana, Barnstorf, Makykay, Herculean Republic, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Stromia, Jedoste, Caucasia, Nordivia, Union of the Golden Horde, Preus, NorthPortugal, Iquerian, Kanokla, Owlograd, Calicov, Konzhov, Salwonia, Lumiarae, Santa Evita, Sasuya, Elestansa, Ortigia, Alharatz, Panorama Paradise, Germaniej, The Atlantian Republic, Scivonia, Astaraion, Empire of Draconia, Aresetia, The AbelLandia, Liberepublia, Skalliad, The Deccan Federation, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Republic of Auctoritas, Der Weimar Republik, Koseowonn, Istastioner, The New Palaces, The Huge Golden Empire, Robbonia, Kluz, Berlin and Hanover, Fictiobourg, Ultaverstin, Tikonia, New Polonia, Drembler, Tajijstan, New Rocland, Hunarskotlo, Zantalio, Society of Russian Freedom, Namsan, EUA do Sul, Apocalypse Borg, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Montecrux, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Fliptastic, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Drussia, Kronverg, Lagene, Parharia, New Vardarland, and Gallifraey.

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