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The Mysterious Murder of
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New Eestiball

Population3.729 billion

LeaderJuan Quentin de la Salsa Verde


The Mysterious Murder of New Eestiball is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Quentin de la Salsa Verde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.729 billion Estonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Eestiballian economy, worth 618 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,776 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 4,954th in the world and 111th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 94.46 on the Human Development Index.

Most Influential: 301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 725thLeast Corrupt Governments: 974thMost Inclusive: 1,612thMost Pacifist: 1,694thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,703rdNicest Citizens: 1,709thSafest: 1,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,858thBest Weather: 2,096thHighest Food Quality: 2,232ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,314thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,339thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,275thHealthiest Citizens: 3,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,734thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,992ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,390thMost Cultured: 4,658thSmartest Citizens: 4,944thMost Developed: 4,954thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,893rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,188thLargest Governments: 7,441stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,602ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,104thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,978thLowest Crime Rates: 10,682ndMost Secular: 11,754thHighest Average Incomes: 12,333rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,998thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,873rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 26,945th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 56th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 86th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Cultured: 102nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Developed: 111th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : New Eestiball lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : New Eestiball endorsed The Kingdom of Derender.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 219 » North of Americas, Meropis, The Seven Provinces, Invernessia, Yahlia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Elisabethshagen, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Thracia Republic, The Champions League, Ausvelt, Northern German Federation, Walfo, Regnum Italiae, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, GanymedEuropa, Jim the Baptist, Greater Icelandia, Irminsulia, Dark Matter, Chioganah, The New Nordic Union, Savinecross, Galway-Dublin, Dauershire, Lieges, Umeria, Republic of Satherland, Nuweland, An Clar, Someseni, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Kanokla, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Brakanistan, Nardin, Noristoniaka, NorthPortugal, Monkistan, Apabeossie, Wombelland, Othenhiem, The Templar Papal New State, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Gliesetonia, Zulrich, Sloburg, and 169 others.Stromia, Thracia and Crimea, Eritei, Spudguy, Super Happy Land, Belmoren, Falvaard, Quentenia, Maritzal, Khuravia, Weltbeherrschung, Amicities, United Communes of Chile, Chronus, Greater Albaina, Elania Kingdom, Esvonia, Ostermarch, Kardjali, Saiwania, Leszno, Boldia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Nea Europa, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, The Scandinavian Realm, Lovisa, East Kirea, Bareu, Balante, Robbonia, Estonesia, Durlia, Trisikistan, Nevelja, Godefargen, Bombastion, Nieuw Gent, Bathera, Eppur, Jahass, Europe a Nation, Grodisze, Diets, Dipretorian, Scytharum, Warzakie, Terra Nordica, Outer Sparta, Konewa, Karnea, West Atone, Fanadia, Quebris, Tryienne, Girvage, Tschechisches Reich, Soclania, Janart, Ayslend, Mombourg, Ottterland, Magyarostan, New Ylicia, Veemaa, Alpine Lands, Schiltia, Arbere, Bavant, Armbruster, Agausia, Marvingia, Kebabian States, Alsted, Aroale, Leukante, Dunsteen, Berlin and Hanover, Qroma, Northen Czech, Northwest Isles, Ceplon, Rary, Pilipinas and Malaya, Sicheslav, Corsarios, Angion, BasarabiaPamantRomanesc, Anclus, Krevazowanka, Bodrog, Dabarastan, Heplon, Sebygang, Gorzi, Turkenia, Arsenial, Caescadia, Nigeriao Kingdom, Salarnsia, Bavaratia, Scutarie, Soveiniesberg, The Asten Islands, Destyntine, Greater Tomland, Corsoaua, New Vorarlberg, Gotho, The New Palaces, Corsovica, Zelenskraine, Antair, Reichsmilitariaten Burgundy, Scyra, Capitol Heights, Meneda, European Narrra, Trilanian, United States of Russia1, New Skandenivia, Kalebo, Balcem, The New Dawn Imperium, Nghymru, Lovetopia, Shicksal, Arsyn, Kaspinia, Yazakhvanian Empire, Greater Morvonia, Europaterre, Zaznia, 69475, Chefactastyan, Nasrid al-Andalus, Dark Butterfly, LuckRich, Horsemania Republic, Hidden Springs, Nyarlathothep, Corbelo, The-British-Isles, Vostaland, NPO2, Galicia-Podolia, Zipser, Younizia, Polis Ortigia, Grimlandia, Piti Piti Pa, Saracama, Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, United Russian Siberia, Skelleftella, The Versice Commonwealth, The Roviet Sussia, Occidental Denurbis, Impopirat, Nordenia, Vale-Beacon, Inner Albania, Bialopolska, Ocroylistan, DeNorSweLand, Albertovasian Empire, Ameridinium, Dionysus Zagreus, and Antes Eternum.