The National Collectivity of Polre is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Administrator Corthins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.755 billion Polreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starchia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Polrean economy, worth 307 trillion Polroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,367 Polroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, the government pours millions of Polroes into rehabilitation programs annually, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polre's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polrean Christianity.

Polre is ranked 182,767^th in the world and 523^rd in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 300.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.