The Bird-Loving Republic of Salarnsia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Josephe Emiliano Jr with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.956 billion Salarnsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brexton. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salarnsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,434 trillion Ralks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 222,183 Ralks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

One little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, Josephe Emiliano Jr has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and Josephe Emiliano Jr's reputation is hard as nails. Crime is totally unknown. Salarnsia's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Salarnsia is ranked 18,598^th in the world and 314^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,493.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.