The Commonwealth of Stromia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tyr Nordstrom with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, digital currency, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 40.404 billion Stromians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linkoping. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stromian economy, worth a remarkable 7,020 trillion Quints a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,755 Quints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, voters are one of the nation's top imports, exterminators swarm Stromian homes, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stromia's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anunnakiism.

Stromia is ranked 2,029^th in the world and 59^th in Europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 112.64 on the Kitten Softness Rating.