The Sublime State of Datalearner is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ali Reza with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.763 billion Datalearnerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ataşehir. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Datalearnerian economy, worth 291 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,259 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, nothing in life is promised except death and government support, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datalearner's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Datalearner is ranked 83,214^th in the world and 368^th in Europe for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.65 percentage of bribes refused.