The Confederate Kingdom of Wegensburg is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Andrew Welweter with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.187 billion wegensburgians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotterdam. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient wegensburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion rijksdalders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,165 rijksdalders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, selling advanced CPUs to anti-wegensburgian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, it's not uncommon to see royalty hitchhiking to the nearest party, and it's hard to speak ill of the dead when you don't speak of them at all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wegensburg's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wegensburg is ranked 11,318^th in the world and 197^th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 118,367.46 Standard Monetary Units.