The Federation of Hhava is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Big Boss with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 6.721 billion Hhavans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cahokia. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hhavan economy, worth 421 trillion GMPS a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,765 GMPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, most ambassadors from Hhava retire only a few years after being appointed, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hhava's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hhava is ranked 83,819^th in the world and 525^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,879.79 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.