The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.099 billion Lanakeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noʻōrma. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion Staʻars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 246,704 Staʻars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religiously Apathetic Deism.

Lanakea is ranked 883^rd in the world and 32^nd in Europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 144.55 on the Kitten Softness Rating.