The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.96 billion Lanakeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noʻōrma. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 2,945 trillion Staʻars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 246,255 Staʻars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and raccoons are plump and satiated. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religiously Apathetic Deism.

Lanakea is ranked 1,664^th in the world and 42^nd in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 289 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.