The Kingdom of Colrianstanta is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 85 million Colrianstanoi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The Colrianstano economy, worth 5.10 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,007 euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Colrianstanta's national animal is the stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colrianstanta is ranked 113,257^th in the world and 572^nd in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 753.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.