The Empire of Wolflanden is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Keisari Hrólfr Fenrirsson with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.334 billion Wolflandenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vetrfjall. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolflandenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,104 trillion Wolf Golds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,909 Wolf Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolflanden's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Old Gods.

Wolflanden is ranked 168,926^th in the world and 704^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 549.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.