Population | 7.51 billion |
Capital | Winston |
Leader | King George VIII |
Faith | Christian Puritanism |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Turkey |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Girvage is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King George VIII with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.51 billion Girvageans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winston. The average income tax rate is 67.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Girvagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Pounds a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,537 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Girvage's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Puritanism.
Girvage is ranked 15,000th in the world and 61st in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring 86.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Girvage was endorsed by The Kingdom of Old World Order.
- : Girvage was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential, the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Economic Output.
- : Girvage was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Girvage was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Heritagela.
- : Girvage was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : Girvage was endorsed by The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : Girvage was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Faack.
- : Following new legislation in Girvage, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
- : Following new legislation in Girvage, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Girvage, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 171 » North of Americas, Invernessia, Dark Matter, Mynox, Thracia Republic, The Champions League, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Yahlia, Jim the Baptist, Northern German Federation, Imperium Anglorum, Gliesetonia, Thracia and Crimea, St Scarlett, Irminsulia, Trixeland, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Warzakie, Walfo, Regnum Italiae, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Wombelland, Nardin, Othenhiem, Zulrich, Scytharum, The New Nordic Union, Bathera, Outer Sparta, Galway-Dublin, South St Maarten, Europe a Nation, Elisabethshagen, Ausvelt, The-British-Isles, Chioganah, Dauershire, Ostermarch, The Templar Papal New State, Pilipinas and Malaya, Super Happy Land, New Eestiball, Chronus, Someseni, Maritzal, Leszno, Karnea, Nuweland, United Communes of Chile, Aroale, and 121 others.Weltbeherrschung, Durlia, Savinecross, Quentenia, Umeria, Brakanistan, Bareu, Alpine Lands, Nea Europa, An Clar, Armbruster, Lieges, The Scandinavian Realm, Jahass, Mombourg, Alsted, Konewa, Agausia, Kardjali, Rary, Ivernia, Gorzi, Soveiniesberg, New Vorarlberg, Salarnsia, Robbonia, Zaznia, Estonesia, HELLLLL, Leranditale, Ottterland, The United Holy Cantons, Etnon, Meropis, UGBK, Botizia, Malchalar, Fenian Provinces, Ikarus, Scutarie, Southern Whateverlandia, Dizgovzy, Northern Socialist States, The Greater Eastern Republic, Slavatania, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Kkorea, Great Clucky, Nova Prussia, Guahih, Iceagea, Stumphosse Res, Leistrona, Seristria, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Wyndland, Castlenburg, Rome Ruzalls, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, Makykay, Liberepublia, Nordivia, Konzhov, Foudina, Icoland, Calicov, Kanokla, Franchya, Elestansa, Ortigia, Salwonia, Iquerian, Astaraion, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Leblancroux, Quaxoglia, The OG Your Moms Mom, Balcem, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Florand, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Winterstein, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, The Oriental Empire, Reiserland, Agartia, Lagene, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Kronverg, Apocalypse Borg, Holy Europe Empire, Parharia, Dakea, Narmocrana, Gallifraey, Mancidonia, Fliptastic, New Vardarland, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Heritagela, Western Balkania, and Old World Order.